Friday, April 3rd 09

Saturday Wordzzle Challenge: Week 57


Here is my story..........

In a forest of birch trees near Mount Everest a man waits to see what will happen to his plan. His plan is a very complicated plan to the normal persons brain but you see this is no normal person but an artist and not just any artist. This artist is not one who uses a easel and a paintbrush-no- he doesn’t paint portraits he uses fire. He is an arsonist. After this plan he plans on becoming something better and less illegal don’t get me wrong he’s very good at his job and he enjoys it but its not who he wants to be anymore. If only this plan was working . He light the nearest branch- he was hired to burn down the forest because the people who hired him wanted to make some point.- Darn he thought, why won’t my car start? A getaway car isn’t usually the way an arsonist makes his getaway in usually its by foot or food tray or garbage truck anyway when there is not one to see you I guess a get away car is fine only if it works. Yah it works finally! Only to make it to the nearest gas station “uh my car is having some trouble.” he said to the mechanic “Really? its running how else u get here?” “Could you just take a look” The arsonist pleaded.
“ Fine but it will cost, your name sir?” “Ahh William Mac.” The arsonist stumbled out this was really his name in case you are wondering. “ Well Mr. Mac,” started the mechanic
“ that car needs a new muffler" “That’s it? A muffler?” “ well yah and your popped tire and a burnt out battery” “ How much will it be ?” questioned Mr. Mac “55,500 dollars.”
“what your insane!” Shouted Mr. Mac a little to loudly that the little old lady behind
The gas station cash register woke up and stared at him. “ What yal think this is? A
Slumber party? All that shouting and such be quiet can’t u see I’m nappen? “ Sorry,
Mam there will be no more hassle!” Mr. Mac kindly said before stomping of and
Walking down the road. Who asks 55,500 dollars for a muffler? Since when did
A muffler break down a car? Maybe the battery and tire but 55,500 dollars? Mr. Mac thought angrily as he now is footing it all
The tons of miles back home. After this walk I am going to end up with apoplexy.
Will sighed as he thought of the newspaper article Great arsonist finally caught on
Side of the road suffered from stoke now dealing with apoplexy! He chuckled at
That thought even though right now it seems very possible. Turning in to the drive way at the Hummingbird forest park hotel. Coming up when he entered was a man dressed in a mustard colored suit wearing a name tag saying Brigadier General Tom. “ Ahh… do you know where the lobby is?” Mr. Mac said in a confident voice because if he sounded scared he could get caught. “ Near the shallow end of the pool.” “ Cool thanks.” Mr. Mac hurriedly thanked the Brigadier and ran to the hotel shaped like a parallelogram. On the outside was a doctor obviously full of greed who looked an awful lot like Mr. Mac. Only
To find out that that casual ,yet greedy doctor is his long lost twin who is actually
dead because he lived in the Birch tree forest of Mount Everest that Mr. Mac had just
Burned down. After talking to his twin he only finds out that he two is dead because
It was his twin that hired him to kill himself. Moral: Greed gets you nowhere.
The End

I'm sorry its kinda hard to read it was better in the word document hope u liked it
The song today Is Carrie Underwood So Small(you will have to click on it embeding was diabled sorry :( )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUtFEKhtB30&feature=related

T.C.O.B